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Pinocchio

2022 · Directed by Robert Zemeckis

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Woke Score

11

Critic

🍿44

Audience

Ultra Based

Critics rated this 4 points below its woke score. Among Ultra Based films, this critic score ranks #1468 of 1469.

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Synopsis

A wooden puppet embarks on a thrilling adventure to become a real boy.

Consciousness Assessment

Robert Zemeckis' 2022 live-action reimagining of Pinocchio represents a cautious, superficial engagement with contemporary casting practices without any meaningful interrogation of the source material's themes or structures. The most visible gesture toward cultural awareness manifests in the casting of Cynthia Erivo as the Blue Fairy, a role originally inhabited by a white character in the 1940 animated feature. This choice demonstrates the standard contemporary approach: diversify the supporting cast while preserving the narrative architecture entirely intact. The film contains no meaningful exploration of the moral dimensions that might complicate a modern reading of the story itself.

The adaptation remains faithful to Disney's 1883 source material and its 1940 predecessor, making only modest concessions to basic professionalism regarding dated elements. The removal of certain problematic content from the original does not constitute progressive sensibility so much as basic professional standards. Zemeckis has produced a competent if uninspired technical exercise, the kind of entertainment that aspires to offend no one and provoke nothing. The presence of a diverse ensemble cast operates as a kind of visual garnish atop a narrative that asks nothing of itself, offering representation through casting rather than through substance.

The film remains caught between preservation and revision, managing neither with conviction. The absence of any thematic engagement with contemporary concerns, any interrogation of consent or agency, any meaningful exploration of what becoming real might signify in a modern context, renders the progressive casting choices functionally decorative. Zemeckis has delivered exactly what Disney commissioned: a product that performs diversity without practicing it, that signals cultural awareness while remaining fundamentally incurious about what such awareness might demand of the material itself.

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Critic Reviews

11%from 15 reviews
TV Guide Magazine40

There's no getting past the shockingly poorly dubbed voice work of the English speaking cast; Meyer's voice is particularly shrill and grating.

Variety40

The spirit of the late Federico Fellini -- with whom Benigni talked of doing the project together -- surfaces repeatedly. But that spirit fails to enliven a film substantially lacking in personality, energy, magic and humor.

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The New York Times30

It's an oddity that will be avoided by millions of people, this new Pinocchio. Osama bin Laden could attend a showing in Times Square and be confident of remaining hidden.

A.O. ScottRead Full Review →
Austin Chronicle0

By film's end I was fantasizing that Peter Stormare would drop by with his "Fargo" wood-chipper in tow, but it was not to be. Appalling.

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